Carrot Top at the Luxor Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas

This is the Hooters job application right here.

What do we do? Just fill it out. There are so many shows to check out here in Vegas and ..

Well, how often? It’s so weird. I just was walkin’ around and I saw a camera and I see you. What? It’s one of the funniest guys on the strip. It’s Carrot Top. How are you, buddy? Brock? Brock. Yeah. Nice to meet you, Brock. Nice to meet you. Tell me about your show. I’ve never seen it, actually.

Carrot Top at the Luxor Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas Photo Gallery

No, it’s a stand up, mixed in with a lot of props, a lot of visuals, music, there’s posts. It’s not just a guy standing with a mic. It’s a lot of stuff going on. You gotta mail your taxes in. It’s an envelope. Why Las Vegas? What is this place clicks for you? This is a whole different energy, because you go to your home every night. In a sense, I feel like I have a vacation gig, you know? I go home, I have my lunch at my house, but they come here. So everyone comes here for a big party. After I was here for about six months to a year, I realized this is the best gig in the world. Here’s a cookbook for you women that don’t know how to cook.

I put the yellow pages in it. What do you want for dinner? Mexican? Italian? Japanese? It would work. Make sure you come, check out Carrot Top at the Luxor. It’s the pyramid. You can’t miss it. There’s a light on. I’m going. And if you can’t see the pyramid, just .. How do you miss this? Look for his beautiful locks.

I do the lawn out there too. You’ll see me rakin’ and leaf blowin’ in front of the Luxor. It’s pretty. I do a good job. Carrot Top.

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